Oh girl
its been about 20 years or so
You’re looking like you did in `94
The teenage me just hit the floor
And girl
There’s a reason things didn't work out right
No need to overthink or analyze
The hands of time have past us by
So come back to reality
And calm down your vanity
So you
Came up with a clever tale or two
About that night back in Kamloops
We only slept when your complaints were through
And so
your memory has grown
to include a happy anecdote
all the negatives edited out
So I’m saying to you, no
Stop leaning on me now
Theres nothing to speak of
theres nothing left to speak of
So come back to reality
And calm down your vanity
Calm down
darling come down